‘My family cringes at my awful baby names but I’ll never stop using them’

‘My family cringes at my awful baby names but I’ll never stop using them’

A woman took revenge on her parents who kept pestering her about having children.

On Reddit, she revealed she’s started coming up with horrible baby names in attempt to shut them up.

According to the Mirror, she wrote: "My family pesters me a lot about not wanting kids and, although it’s pretty mild, my response is now to name off the worst possible combination of baby names to get them to stop.

"I think it’s working somewhat

"Example 1: ‘You’re going to have kids one day, just wait and see.’

“’Oh yeah, I can’t wait for little baby Britney Aguilera Jessica’.”

The lass continued: "Example 2: ‘I’m excited to have grandchildren you know.’

“‘I’m glad, what do you think of the name Karen Barbara Debbie?’

"Example 3: ‘You’ll be a bit sad if you only have cats.’

“‘Maybe, but I’m worried little Robby Bob might get scratched.’

"It’s all in good humor obviously, though my family cringes at each new name I come up with."

Redditors couldn’t stop laughing at the woman’s ridiculous baby name prank.

One commenter joked: "Albus Severus Mundungus Crookshanks, you were named after four of the oddest named Harry Potter characters I could think of.”

Another suggested: "Tell them you are still trying to figure out how to pronounce a random symbol that you want for the name.

"Seriously I’ll never forget in the news this kids name was Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K."

And a third added: "Good. Names need to be crazier though.

“It is a girl I’ll name it after you: Hideous Nose Hilda Smith.”

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