If You Do At Least 31 Out Of These 38 Things, You're Pretty Gross

If You Do At Least 31 Out Of These 38 Things, You're Pretty Gross
  1. Played with your boogersEaten a boogerBitten off your nailsBitten off your toenailsSmelled your fingers after scratching your scalpScratched your scalp and eaten some flakesGone to the bathroom without wipingUsed toilet paper from the trash bin because there wasn’t any other toilet paperWorn underwear for more than three days in a rowPulled dead skin off the soles of your feet…And eaten itEaten your own earwaxEaten a scabCleaned yourself with baby wipes instead of a real showerFarted in your hand so you could smell itTurned used underwear inside out to wear it againLicked dried food stains off your handSpritzed yourself with deodorant instead of showeringBrushed your teeth with your fingerKissed a dog or a cat on the mouthGone for at least a month without washing your bath towelPeed in your pants and decided to not change out of themPicked things out from under your nails with your teethWiped your nose on your sleeveEaten chewed up chewing gum you foundEaten something past the expiration datePopped a zitSwallowed your own vomitEaten the bits of food you picked out from between your teethLeft a tampon or pad in all dayEaten lint from your belly buttonReused forks or utensils without washing themPeed in a bottleBlown your nose without a tissueEaten food off the groundFlossed with a piece of your own hairChewed the inside of your cheekEaten a meal after masturbating without washing your hands

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