If you’re ever feeling down or useless right now just remember…
1.You’ll never be as useless as this sewer:
2.Or as pointless as this door:
3.Or as disappointing as this watermelon:
4.Just remember, you’ll never be as useless as this fence:
5.Or this golf ball:
6.Or this SINGLE blind:
7.Take a deep breath and say it with me: I’ll never be as pointless as this sign:
8.Or this sign:
9.Or these subtitles:
10.Remember: you’ll never be as useless as this letter:
11.Or as pointless as this Uber ride:
12.Or as pointless as the “2” setting on a fan:
13.Think about it: you’ll never be as disappointing as this candy machine:
14.Or as confusing as this expiration date:
15.Or as much as a failure as this chameleon:
16.Remember: you’ll never be as useless as this stall:
17.Or this bench:
18.And you’ll never be as bad as this seat:
19.Think about it: how could you be worse than this road sign?
20.Or this gate?
21.Or the white crayon?
And, finally, if you’re ever feeling useless just remember this:
You’re good.
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