The current, disgusting dialogue about (white) celebrities and how dirty they are began with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’s crusty asses. Mila and Ashton appeared on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast two weeks ago and the three of them (Mila, Ashton and Dax) bonded over the fact that they rarely use soap and rarely bathe or shower properly. Not only that, but they bonded about how rarely they bathe their children, with Mila proclaiming “I wasn’t that parent that bathed my newborns — ever” and “If you can see the dirt on them, clean them. Otherwise, there’s no point.”
Well, Mila and Ashton know that they’re Dirty Ass Trendsetters and they think it’s funny to joke about how they actually do bathe their children every so often. Ashton posted this Instagram where their kids are in the shower and he’s yelling at Mila: “You’re putting water on the children?! Are you trying to melt them?! This is ridiculous! What’s going on? That’s like the fourth time this week!” Mila jokes “it’s too much” and Ashton says: “Their body oils are gonna be destroyed! What are you trying to do?”
Again… bathe your children. It’s that simple. Don’t create some complicated rationale for why your children should stay dirty in a pandemic, or ever. I also think it’s completely bizarre that two couples – Mila and Ashton, Dax and Kristen Bell – who are known for putting so much emphasis on their children’s privacy are the same parents who are telling the world that their kids are dirty and smelly.
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